I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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