his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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