I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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