what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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