white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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