We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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