wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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