Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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