Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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