Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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