physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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