I just made out with a guy for $7.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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