he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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