I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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