all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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