My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
jump out the window naked night went bad
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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