ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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