I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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