I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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