You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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