So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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