hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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