Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
my poor anus
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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