Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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