was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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