She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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