That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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