When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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