Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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