Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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