Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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