dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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