We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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