yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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