Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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