I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You can't just leave with hair like that
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Randomize