Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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