I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize