Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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