mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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