I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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