He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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