OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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