thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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