you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize