My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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