The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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