Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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