I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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