Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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